I'll start out by pissing a bunch of you off right away!! For the first time photo's were included in The Sexiest® Awards and I don't think they should have been!! I feel like I know most everyone active in SL porn, but there were several people at the awards I never seen or heard of before, turned out they were nominees in photography.
Over on The Pornstar's blog Serenity has The Sexiest® picture of the day and then a poll for The Sexiest® picture of the month, that should be enough!! If they want to hold a party and pick The Sexiest® picture of the Year, that would be great, but come on pictures get enough recognition and there are thousands and thousands of them, how do you narrow it down to just one? Everyone has different taste in art, you could make a case that probably 50 of those pictures should have won!! So 49 people should be pissed off and 1 very happy!!
Since I don't think photos should have been involved let's look at the nominees and winners in the movie category's.
The Sexiest® Newcomer.Ashlynn Jameson.
Bewitched Difference.
Emma Starr Chant (emmamaystar).
James Wolfgang.
Zuby Gloom.
Emma Starr Chant (emmamaystar) Won this, I have absolutely nothing against Emma, the times I have talked to her I have found her very nice and hott. My problem is she has yet to be in a movie so that alone would remover her from my nominees. My other problem is that this is judged on a single project (movie or photo) that has been submitted instead of the body of work the nominee had done over the course of the year. So it doesn't matter if one has been in 1 photo or 1,000 photos and 20 movies, they are just judging 1 submittal. Since the judges are not suppose to be from porn they don't realize how difficult it is to be in 1,000 photos and 20 movies, they are just looking at one piece of work and I find that very wrong!!
Again nothing against Emma, I just don't like the judging critieria!!
The Sexiest® Movie Story.Barbiedoll Resident - Kidnapped.
Miss Emily - SUCCUBUS, The motion picture.
Nik Arlington- A Blank Canvas.
Raelin Jestyr - Night Shift.
Miss Emily - SUCCUBUS, The motion picture. This was really the last award I wanted to win, but I'll take it as a complement to Succubus since it didn't win or didn't even get judged in the category/categories I thought it should have won.
The Sexiest® Movie Actress.Ayara -PĪИҚ- Sparta-Illios - Breaking In The New Bed.
Bacardi Lexenstar - The Abduction of Alicia Haze.
Evangeline Brunswick - Toys in the Attic.
Leannan Lockjaw ( Suff Lockjaw. ) - MILF and Cookies.
Miss Emily - SUCCUBUS, The motion picture.
Evangeline Brunswick - Toys in the Attic. Won this, I have absolutely nothing against Eva, but I see this as pure luck award, that any of the nominees could have won just like in the RL Oscars. Again this award didn't matter if you were in one 5 minute movie where all you did was ride a pose ball for 3 minutes or in 30 movies, one of which was 100 minutes long!! They are just looking at one piece of work, but then again so does the RL Oscars!!
The Sexiest® Movie Actor.James Wolfgang - Farmers Daughter.
Jinx Jiersen - Vibrations In Time.
Meta Lord - Global Rez Noise: 'G.O.D.' [ #Galaxy #Orgasm #Dildonics].
SweetMelons - Urban Legend Busters.
Thorgal McGillivary - Creep.
Thorgal McGillivary - Creep. Won this, I have absolutely nothing against Thorgal, infact I was in constant contact with him through out the awards show that he was the MC of. I was impressed he was IMing me between categorys even. I think he well deserved this award because of his body of work, not for just this movie (in which he wore a clown face for all of it, clowns are sexy)!!
The Sexiest® Best DirectorA Blank Canvas - Nikki Arlington.
Kidnapped - Barbiedoll Resident.
Succubus- Miss Emily.
The Abduction of Alicia Haze - Adam Sin.
Toys in the Attic - Thorgal McGillivary.
Toys in the Attic - Thorgal McGillivary. Won this, I really saw this as a 3 horse race, between me, Adam Sin and Thorgal. So I had no problem if either Adam or Thorgal won, they both are stand out directors, that I look at their work for my own inspiration!!
The Sexiest® Best FilmA Blank Canvas - Nikki Arlington.
Breaking in the new bed - Ayara -PĪИҚ- Sparta-Illios.
Fuck you all the time - London Zane.
Night shift - Raelin Jestyr.
The Abduction of Alicia Haze - Adam Sin.
Fuck you all the time - London Zane. Won this, I have absolutely nothing against London, this was a well crafted movie, I just don't think it should have been in the same category as a movie like The Abduction of Alicia Haze - Adam Sin. . It should have been in a short film or music video category!! A lot more work/time goes in to a 21:27 minute movie compared to a 5:45 minute music video, and I find it a shame that Adam walked away with just a couple nominee trophy's
I have nothing against these winners!!!
I got very long winded, click "Read more" to see the rest!!
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| The Sexiest® Movie Story. Miss Emily - SUCCUBUS, The motion picture. |
Ayara is very upset with me and the things I have wrote over the past week and I'm sure others are too, and that is fine!! She is entitled to her opinion as am I, but there are a few thing she said, in an IM with me and in her blog that I find wrong!!
In her blog she writes: Way to go girls, i am sure you are making friends and people must so look up to you know. You can really be proud of yourselves.
Wait are we role models now??? I thought everyone in porn was age verified and adults, not children?? If we are role models they should look up to us for the passion and conviction we showed for something that was done wrong!!
I asked her how she would feel if she paid to nominate a movie that was said to be to long to be judged in The Sexiest® Best Film category? She replied saying the movie she submitted last year was over 20 minutes and she felt the judges didn't watch it either!!
Ok that alarms me!!! Now I don't want to go around screaming "No movies over 20 minutes get watched!!" But it bothers me that is the perception given and she feels I should just keep quiet about it when I'm told my movie was to long and the judges had no time to watch. It's wrong that I was told that and wrong that directors feel that way!! This gives The Sexiest® Award's a huge creditability problem!!!
How can you say something is the best when all the movies submitted haven't been judged??? Should an "*" be put on the award that says:
The Sexiest® Best Film 2014
* of the movies we had time to watch
The other thing she writes in her blog about having a story: Like RL porn has great storylines.. And if they do, people will skip the convo and get to the action anyway. Ok in RL porn I would say she is 90% right about that, but this is Second Life porn, I don't watch this stuff to get off, RL porn is much better for that!!! I watch it for the creativity, the story, the effects, the quality of the director and the actresses and actors!! If I want to watch 2 avi's fuck I can just go to most porn parties or sex clubs, she belittles the concept of a story in a movie!!
Maybe she is right, just look at the movie that won The Sexiest® Best Film it's clearly a music video with no story!! Maybe we should all be making music videos under 5 minutes?? I don't think that is the direction The Sexiest® Awards want to go!! I think they just need better guidance and I hope next years have that!!!
Coincidentally, the RL Oscars started just a few hours after The Sexiest® Awards were over, and just like The Sexiest® Awards some of the people I thought should have won didn't!! But in looking at the Oscars the nominees in each category all were worthy of winning and being nominated at all was an accomplishment!! So I have to look at The Sexiest® Awards that way, that it is an accomplishment just being nominated!! I was nominated in three categories and probably would have been 4 if Succubus would have been watched/judged like it should have been!!
I want to hand it to Emmanuelle, she put on a great show, it was well organized and looked fantastic!!
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Thorgal did fantastic MCing and was actually somewhat funny and it must have been a hard cracking out his jokes and not hearing anyone laugh at them but himself, he was entertaining!!
I do wish I had the same windlight setting as Hard Rust did, but I just went with the region default!!
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Even though short/story-less movies dominated the awards I still plan to do 2 feature length movies in 2014!! One of which will go in to production shortly and need a very large cast including extras!! This type of movie for me is fun to make and challenges me, music videos and two people humping on a bed don't.
The great pictures were taken by Hard Rust go to Hard's flickr page HERE. The way dark ones were taken by me (just look at Hard's)!!
Congratulations to ALL the nominees and winners!!!
Oh and some reason the whole time I saw Serenity with her boobs uncovered!! I guess they weren't cause Hard's pictures showed otherwise!!
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Serenity Kristan-Faulds, winner of The Sexiest® Lifetime Achievement
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