Thursday, March 19, 2015

PRO*vocative Magazine

I feel like I have been slacking off, haven't posted much here other than party announcements, party pictures and updated sales posters for my store.

So what have I been doing? Lets see hmmmmm.....

Well I be working on the aforementioned clothing updates (a girl has to eat) ok maybe not eat in SL, but pay tiers and shop.
I have a new movie LWS Chapter 3.5, 90% done! That 90% was filmed last October.
Been working on my little house on the beach, it's almost move in ready!
Planned a few movies
Planned a few clothing designs
Partnered Sandy!! First person I have been partnered to in 3 years!!
Changed the look of my eyes a little bit.
&
I'm in the March issue of PRO*vocative Magazine!

This is the 3rd Magazine I have been in the last 6 months!!
I was in the the 13th issue of Aroused! Magazine, January issue of Busted Magazine and now PRO*vocative Magazine!! I wonder if there are other magazines I can be in, they are pretty fun and easy to do!!

They always seem to asks me long answer question that I could fill their magazines with my infinite wisdom and personal opinions. I never get the easy questions like, what your favorite color, what turns you on, what turns you off, those sort of things, and I have really good answers!!!

What turns you off: Idiots, they don't even need to be noobs, they IM me asking how to be a porn star and don't ever read my profile far enough to see my link to "How to be a porn star". Then they expect me to take them by the hand and teach them everything they need to know. Like I have time for that!!! Learn the same way I did, be observant and read everything you can on the subject!!!
So when I tell them that, gods gift to porn suddenly decides to call every nasty name their tiny little brains can think up just to make themselves feel better!! If you call me a name our conversation is over, you're ejected, banned and your porn career is probably over before it started!!
Hmmm I can't even give a short answer to that!!! I'll try another!!

Favorite color: Blue, cause we see it everywhere from the sky to the seas in all different shades!!
Here is an even shorter answer:
What turns you on: Long tongues and hard nipples!! woot woot :)

Back to PRO*vocative 
Thank you: edvard Taurion of Second Life Adult Furniture and Equipment. for inviting me and asking all those interview questions!
Thank you: Addy Summerwind-Danick for taking the lovely pictures!!
Thank you: Rosalee Magazine Owner/Publisher 


 If you would like an Issue, I'm sure Edvard, Addy or Rosalee, would be happy to give you one!!
AND
If you want to know more about what I was talking about in "What turns you off"  click (Read more) to see the transcript of the latest and most threatening IM on that.

So here is the transcript after I told him I didn't have time! I changed his name to gods gift to porn (GGTP) to protect him and me. Also keep in mind this was last Saturday just as the party was starting, probably my busiest time of the entire week when everything is going nuts!!
 
[2015/03/14 13:05]Emily (missemily23): Ok look at my Profile where it says "How to be a pornstar" then click that link and read, save me a whole bunch of time
[13:05]
GGTP: are you always a bitch?
[13:05]
GGTP: or is it because you never got laid in real life?
[13:05]
GGTP: LOL
So then I ejected and banned him (he didn't find that so funny)
[13:06]GGTP: fuck off you ugly ass fat bitch
[13:06] Emily (missemily23): End of your porn career
[13:06] Emily (missemily23): You can IM me but not bother to read the first line of my profile?

This is where it got CREEPY!!!
[13:07]
GGTP: you better not live in the Bay Area in real life or else I'd come and murder your whole family in real life
[13:07]
GGTP: bitch you dont know who you're talking to
[13:07]
GGTP: if you got some beef with me then give me your real life address
[13:07]
GGTP: but dont get bitchy in 3d world
[13:08]Emily (missemily23): Wow look how crazy you are, glad we settled this now
[13:08]
GGTP: if you have a problem with me, then give me your real life address, but dont ever give me lip in 3d chatworld
[13:08]
GGTP: comprende?
[13:09]
GGTP: you really never know who you're talking to.
[13:09]Emily (missemily23): And you can't read a profile to find out who you are
[13:10]
GGTP: says the fat ugly bitch in central cal that never got laid in real life and has to resort to fantasy land to get laid
[13:11]
GGTP: how far are you from the bay area? i got more than enough time on my hands to teach someone a lesson
[13:11]
GGTP: sl is a small world
[13:11]Emily (missemily23): Name calling really makes you sound intelligent
[13:11]Emily (missemily23): Beat up a woman will you?
[13:12]
GGTP: i've smacked a few women in my life yes, they need it.
[13:12]
GGTP: gotta show that discipline.
[13:12]Emily (missemily23): Big man you are 


These seem to happen about once a month to me, but he is the first to say he would murder my whole family!!

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